Role-playing boyfriend/girlfriend (re blog post of 23 May) with Carrie was such an absolute pleasure pre lockdown. As an am dram actor myself I am very impressed with Carrie’s role playing talents. She can rise to any challenge you set her and enjoys herself in the process. She certainly sets me a challenge in creating new scenarios for us to play out – hopefully I won’t run out of ideas! Thank you Carrie – you are a truly remarkable woman and I hope we continue our mutual exploration of pain and pleasure for many years to come. I enclose a poem for the session for your amusement. Fondest regards sweet lady. Sir R x
Carrie comes home early and unexpectedly
To find her boyfriend lying on the couch
He’s done no housework whatsoever
He’s such a useless slouch
Carrie announces she’s leaving him
He gets down on his knees
Saying ‘Carrie I can change, please stay!’
‘Carrie don’t go please!’
Carrie relents and says to him
‘Ok you’ve persuaded me
But you still deserve punishment, you naughty boy
So get across my knee!’
Her boyfriend can’t believe his ears
Did he hear her right?
But when he gazed into her eyes
He knew his end was in sight!
Quite literally so because seconds later
His ‘end’ was in Carrie’s sights
She raised her hand and spanked his bottom
Repeatedly with all her might
Half an hour later
There was a very sorry man
Who’d learnt his lesson the hard way
About Carrie-ing the can!
A few days later her boyfriend’s going through the accounts
A chore that seems never-ending
Carrie confesses to withdrawing regular amounts
Because she’s been overspending
‘You’re a deceitful, naughty woman!’
As he spanks her he reprimands her
‘What’s sauce for the goose in our relationship
Is sauce also for the gander!